AISubs v3.7
Go, Emperor Kaina.
One...
It smells like it's not working.
Ah, it's working!
Good morning! Hello!
You can see me, right?
Mobs can't see me yet.
That's right, my hair is all messy.
Good morning, everyone!
Wait a minute...
Mobs can't see me?
Can you share your rail?
Wait, Ipe-san's funny short video came out.
Good morning!
It's getting late, everyone. Good evening!
Yaho, welcome!
Wait, Mobs-chan...
Can you share your URL?
Can you send me a reply with "x"?
On the contrary, how did you find me?
That's amazing.
Good morning!
Is the BGM playing?
My hair is all messy, right?
New Year's is not something you do, right?
Thank you very much!
With that said...
I plan to do this for about 30-60 minutes.
Mobs can't see me, right?
Good morning!
Thank you for your concern.
That's right, I was going to do something else.
Actually, I was going to do Mario Party, but...
There's a reason why I didn't do it, so I'd like you to ask me about it.
I think...
I'll be doing YouTube live until 11 o'clock.
Okay!
Thank you!
I'll keep you posted.
Oh, you'll keep me posted?
I was going to do Mario Party by myself, but...
Surprisingly, I...
Finally...
I almost caught a cold!
I'm not clapping at all.
"Almost"...
I haven't caught a cold yet...
It's coming!
That kind of feeling in my throat.
Since yesterday, I've been thinking it's weird, but today as well...
No, it's fine! It's fine, but I think it's because I got too excited at the Mario Party today, so I thought I'd calm down and do it now.
I'm such a maniac, aren't I?
Um, you know? It's probably popular, isn't it? The wind? Where is it? I've been getting it.
You can't do that, really.
While I'm at it, I'm going to read some quotes.
Are you sensitive to trends or are you just stupid?
No, I'm eating a lot. I'm eating so much that I'm about to vomit.
My throat is itching and my body temperature is a little high.
Well, it's not like I have a fever or anything, but...
"Shouldn't you say it out loud?" Oh, that's right.
So today, I'm seriously... And I've been sleeping a lot.
I've been sleeping all day.
I went to Shikomo Prefecture and came back. I was going to edit it, but I fell asleep.
And I fell asleep a little while ago, and now I'm doing it.
It's better not to go to Mario Party, isn't it? The wind?
I was going to do Etsumigi with Nematsune-shi, but I was sleeping all the time.
Is that so? Are you going to do an isogene stream?
The wind usually gets better after eating curry.
Oh, really? "Natto rice and..." Oh, but you have a huge appetite, don't you?
"Natto rice," "egg soup," and "egg..."
Um... I ate like a side dish that you can make with just this.
"Are you going to say it tomorrow?" I absolutely want to fix it by today.
Good morning, Mobu-chan. Are you making a YouTube video?
Of course I am. I'm 170,000 subscribers.
"I'm going to Mario Party, too." Eh, Mario Party...
Mario Party... I mean, I thought I'd do it after I confirmed it with you guys, but...
If you're alone in Mario Party in the first place, isn't it a little embarrassing?
Isn't it embarrassing?
Then if it's embarrassing, I think I'll quit.
Vitamin C and calorie meter
Vitamin C too.
Yeah, so I was going to go buy Yunkel, but I haven't gone to buy it yet.
Oh, good evening.
Isn't it embarrassing?
Oh, by the way, is it okay to stream?
Well, it was great in the first place.
Then I want you to search for it.
Who else do you do it alone?
Like, for example, do you do it with that member?
Uh, March...
Ticket... If you buy it now...
Notification... Ticket... Excitement... Excitement... I'll do it.
Right...
Wait a minute, I'm going to post a fixed tweet.
How was it?
No, good morning.
Isn't it embarrassing?
Good morning!
Oh, I brought you dumplings back to Tokyo.
I haven't eaten them yet, but thank you for the dumplings.
I'll fix it.
Fixed tweet.
Fixed message.
Okay!
By the way, it's zero tickets today,
so if you haven't bought the ticket yet,
I'd be very happy if you could buy it.
Thank you very much.
Like this...
Alright.
Is there anyone who streams?
Really?
Once again, I confirmed it,
and there were 170,000 people.
Wow, you're a mob character legend.
Isn't it your main character?
No, but this is...
You know, it's embarrassing for me to say it myself,
but it's 170,000 people who I've gathered with my butt and pussies,
so I think I have to make sure I have enough content.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and congratulations on opening the video.
I was going to edit it today,
but I couldn't do it,
so I have to somehow...
I have to somehow make a YouTube team,
but I'm still alone,
and I'm doing live streams,
and practicing,
and streaming,
and...
I don't know.
I'm also doing progress,
but when I'm doing it,
I don't have much time for YouTube editing.
Because I can't upload it,
if I do a YouTube live stream,
it'll be left behind,
for YouTube,
like what I was doing back then.
So I was thinking about increasing my YouTube live streams,
and I'm saying this myself,
but yeah.
Uh, 200 tickets sold in a month.
No, I want to sell 400 in January,
but first of all, I want to sell 200 tickets before January,
so I'd like you all to help me out,
with your health first.
Have you found anyone who can invite you for a ticket?
I bought it by hand and wrote it on paper,
so that's how it is.
Ah, but even if you write it on paper,
it'll be counted here,
so today, I'll seriously,
uh, on the web,
no, like,
I'll announce how many tickets I sold every day,
without covering it up.
Yeah,
so I haven't said zero tickets yet,
so I really don't want to,
hit zero tickets,
but I'd be happy if it sold today.
Of course you're taking care of your eroticism too, right?
Your butt alone won't get you to 170,000 subscribers.
You say such happy things.
Yeah!
I'm not only putting out my butt,
but I'm also making efforts other than putting out my butt,
so please check out my channel, okay?
I wrote all 200 tickets,
so I'd like you all to help me out.
I really want you all to help me out,
seriously.
Hey, you're about to catch a cold.
Yeah, me too.
You make a donburi every day and light it up.
Yeah,
well you know,
I'm pretty great,
haha,
I say that myself,
yeah,
but I'm not great because of the cold,
so I'll fix it up quickly,
yeah,
good morning, it's Kaminako-chan,
ohayo, yohoyohoyoho,
potatoes?
Cute!
I responded!
I'm great,
and you know what I'm going to do today,
so I'm not going to press the Marippa button,
so I won't have anything to do,
so today,
this year's goal,
my March 3rd ends today too,
right?
It's already January 3rd,
I have a lot of work tomorrow, so I had a three-day break, but I don't have a break anymore.
My day off starts tomorrow, but I don't have time to think about it.
So I thought I should set a proper goal and called everyone out.
Is it okay for me to talk like this in the wind?
It's not so good, so look at this.
Tererere, burrita.
I drink burrita every time I talk with Sanko.
Nice to meet you.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
You're the one who added my name.
So...
I've been thinking about it.
In the clinic...
With a tea bag as a thank you...
What was my goal for this year?
My...
Good morning, Zenny.
It's so cute when you say it three times.
Like, "This is my goal," or something like that...
I had one, but...
I was thinking about what I should do.
I'd like you all to listen to me.
My...
Goal for this year...
First place!
I'm in third place.
First place!
No, I'm usually in third place.
Then, third place!
"Street Fighter VI" is not sweet!
That's important.
"dondonpafupafu," I'm sorry if it's too big.
Did you hear me say "dondonpafupafu"?
"Street Fighter VI," I hope you do well!
If you've done it like this...
Is it too big? Is it okay?
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Senpai, your face...
I'm sorry.
And...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay?
And... "Can I use comments I want to buy for sale for the first time?"
Ah! For sale... For sale tickets...
For now...
On January 5th, at Hibiya Yagai Music Hall...
There's a free live show, but I'll buy it there for now.
And... Next week...
I'll make an event where you can buy it somewhere...
So, please come and see me then! I'm sorry, Shogun-chan!
Yes! I want to appear in EVO!
And... On January...
Uh... 27th...
We'll have a Street Fighter tournament...
Uh... We'll have an offline tournament...
And... I want to do it regularly since January...
So, I'd like you all to participate in it...
Uh... I'm doing it, but I'm not good at it... Isn't it embarrassing?
So... I want to get better... I think...
Ah! And I want to play Monster Hunter as well!
So... I want to play a lot of games this year!
I want to win!
I want to win! I want to win! Shima, good morning!
Do you have a solo queue?
No, I don't!
Not at all!
Yes... Please take care of me!
Yes...
Red Bull was a cool place...
Ah! Yes! Yes! Nakano... This place...
It's a really good place...
And the Street Fighter is not weak at all!
I can only punch!
I'd be happy if you could come and play!
And... Second...
Mob-chan's goal...
This year's goal... Second...
I want to train my inner muscles.
It's getting more and more muffled.
Ah, it's working, it's working, it's working.
Today I went to Kamen Rider Kyosai for January 5th.
Yeah, let's do it again soon.
SE, what's up?
SE is working.
Is it working?
SE, is it small?
Is it big?
Is it small?
Is it getting smaller?
Should it be a little bigger?
I don't know how big it is anymore because I didn't ask.
Is it for lifting up the bridge?
No, the reason why you need inner muscles is...
You can achieve your goals, right?
Hige-chan, thank you!
Tea bag...
It's not a tea bag, it's a super tea.
My head is spinning today.
Thank you!
It's surprisingly quiet.
Then let's check if the muffled sound is still working.
Uh, Mou-chan, you're cute today too!
How is it?
The muffled sound is nice, isn't it?
This, you know...
OBS-sama isn't used to it at all.
How do you check the sound?
You can't even tell the size of the background music, can you?
You can't even tell the size of this essay, can you?
Is everyone like that?
It's just right!
It's like that.
Are you doing that in the comments?
Ah, is this okay?
Thank you very much.
The reason why I want to train my inner muscles is...
Well, not only for beauty...
But also for singing and dancing.
It's really for inner muscles.
And Mou-chan has a lot of outer muscles...
But your inner muscles are a nuisance, right?
It's embarrassing.
And Mou-chan wants to work hard on singing again this year...
When you sing, you don't have enough inner muscles...
And your pitch gets worse.
So my goal for this year is to train my lung capacity and inner muscles...
But at the same time...
I want to train my inner muscles...
The external...
The difference between training the outer and inner muscles of a man is...
If you train the outer muscles of a man, it gets a little stiff.
And it's harder for you to train your inner muscles.
"Train your inner muscles first and then train your outer muscles," said the teacher.
First of all, I'm only doing the outer muscles of a man.
Train your inner muscles!
And I'd like to make soft muscles like this.
Yes, yes, outside crispy and inside melting.
That's right!
The outside is fluffy, but the inside is really crispy.
Yes, it's like, "I thought it was a delicious-looking chicken, but it was dry."
If you don't prank me, I'll do a Q&A and stream it.
Ah, that's right! I'd like to do something like that.
And at the same time, I thought of this year's goal...
It's about time I go to the gym.
I went to the gym last year.
I signed up about two years ago and went for only one month.
And I didn't go for half a year and signed up.
It's about time, but I really want to go to the gym.
I want to build up my stamina too.
That's... that's right.
But I'm too serious about dodgeball.
Your right shoulder hurts, doesn't it?
Playing dodgeball with your little brother...
Your cousin, right? Yes.
A delicious-looking chicken.
I'm going to ask you that now, but...
Why is Ashi so muscular?
Well, I think there are a lot of reasons for that.
Well, I think there are about three reasons for that.
The first one is that I wasn't good at dancing and exercised too much.
As an idol, I thought I had to be good at dancing.
Um...
I did everything my dance teacher and lesson teacher told me to do.
That's why my tendons got really stiff and soft.
And I needed a lot of muscle training for dancing, so I exercised a lot too.
That's one reason...
But I wasn't good at dancing.
I was the type of person who only exercised to get results.
Yeah...
And another... second reason is...
I used to be a judo club member.
Oh, you're going to be in a piece!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm surprised, I'm surprised.
You're going to be in a piece, right?
Piece, right?
You're going to be in a balloon, right?
And the second reason...
Wait, I can't say "second reason" anymore, can I?
I'm being cocky.
The second reason is...
I used to do judo, and I wanted to get better at it, too. But you need to train your body to get better at judo.
If you work out a lot, you'll only get better at working out, and you won't get better at judo.
But I think the third reason is a large amount of money. A large amount of money. A free large amount of money.
I'm talking like I'm at a supermarket. I think the third reason is almost certain, but...
Well, gene and chariot.
I think it's gene and chariot.
Thank you very much. Yes, I'm sad.
I had a sense of muscle training, but I didn't have a sense of judo or dance anymore.
There are three or two reasons. Chariot is really useful, isn't it?
I'm training with medical bills right now. How about that? I'm curious about it.
There's a saying like, "You can train your abs more easily."
Is it really something you can train? I want you to tell me.
"Are you gifted?" Well, I'm gifted.
I have muscles that I've only seen in my body, so it looks like I have strong muscles, but...
I have a body like a scythe, which has no talent other than beautiful muscles.
Thank you. Don't oppose me!
The muscles on the outside are strong!
I'm an evil person. To be honest, I'm not good at that.
I'm getting nervous, so I don't think I can do it.
Well, I don't know. Does it hurt?
If you have a strong body, you only need a plank.
But there are different ways of training it, right?
It's the best as a bodybuilder.
So, in the end, when I really have to do it, I'm a bodybuilder for real.
Tintera Akira-san is selling billy billy at work.
Huh? Is it a fraud? It's not a fraud, is it?
It's a chance for you to expose your ears.
Expose my ears?
She was using a six-pack.
Huh? Really?
What's with six-pack?
She's doing it, but she's still hungry.
If you can't make your muscles look like that, why don't you all work out?
It's a gym, right? It's a gym.
Why don't you do it?
I also want to train my physique this year and work out, too.
I've done EMS, too, but I think it's in the urban spiritual community.
"It works," I said in the past.
So, should I do it?
As a representative, "This is how much muscle I have now."
Should I do it?
It's black and bright, and it makes you look good.
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it, really.
I want to make it gold and shiny.
Yes, I recommend it.
See? The doctor is telling you not to recommend it.
If it's just your abs, you need a gym, too.
Why? No, no, it's not just your abs.
If you can make those muscles, you can make muscles if you put them in various places.
Six-pack, too.
Yes. "EMS is used by people who love stories."
See? I'm telling you.
Let's test it only on the left half of the body.
I'll do it, too, only on the left half of the body, if it makes you look good.
This is it.
Exactly.
Exactly this is it.
Oh, what's wrong, Momi-chan?
Oh, no, I'm just using EMS to make this side of my body look bigger.
This side of your body is also very weak, right?
Your legs are also weak, right?
It makes you look like this girl.
I see.
Was this girl using EMS?
Mom, I think you should train yourself.
It's going to be a hit.
Well, it's going to be a hit, but...
"I want you to have abs like in "Gag Manga Biyori"."
I'm not trying to make your abs bigger.
Yeah, I saw it. I love it.
"I want you to learn how to do "in-na-mo-su" and train yourself."
That's number one, everyone.
Next is number one.
I was put on the sales talk.
Cute Sakura-tan.
Everyone, if you ever do fraud or do sales of fraud, please sell it to Sakura-san immediately.
Information details and high prices and so on.
I think there are many things to sell. Investments and such.
At that time, please sell it to Sakura-san as soon as possible.
Thank you.
"Attack on Titan" clothes are beautiful, aren't they?
Sakura-san, please consult with Mob for a while.
I'm sorry if Mob is connected to that fraudster.
Be careful of Mob's mindset.
It's not easy, Sakura-tan. It's not easy for me.
There is no one who is popular with fraudsters.
I recommend fraud without knowing it.
By the way, there is a new way of doing things, but it's already out.
Mob is annoying.
I'll tell you how not to become a ghillie suit.
Arazundo-chan, let's do fraud together.
I want to be rich. It's the worst.
I'll sell you a T-shirt that will make you look better, so please buy it.
Don't you think it's like Harutong?
Maru-chan is fast.
Let's go, everyone. Number one.
The first thing I thought of.
I'll think about it with Kona and everyone else.
Everyone, please think about Mob-chan's goal.
Number one. My goal for this year.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep...
Oh no, I peeked and fell down.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep...
Then...
I also fix the orphanage...
Okay, so you know...
Ms. Potayama looks like she's like, "Kill me!"
Um, being first place, I'm letting Ms. Potayama appear...
But you know... The orphanage won't be fixed!
Did it become an orphanage last year?
My mom had been in the outpatient clinic for a long time and I thought she had been scratching her ears all the time.
I thought she was sick, but it was hereditary. I also became an outpatient clinician.
I went to the hospital once and I should have been cured, but when my stress and immunity went down, I became a demon outpatient clinic.
If you're in good shape for a moment, you'll get better, but it's hard to get better.
By the way, have you ever been to an outpatient clinic and been cured?
It won't heal forever, but I'm still trying to fix it, but I haven't been able to cure it because I haven't been cured for a long time and it's really hard.
I haven't been cured, but it's not because of the earpick. I don't wear earpicks that much, so I think the reason I became an outpatient clinic is because I scratch my ears too much.
I love brushing my teeth and cleaning my ears, but I hate taking a bath, but for some reason I love brushing my teeth and cleaning my ears.
"Why didn't you bring a potato?" "I'm sorry, Poi-chan." "Oh, you're irritated."
*laughs*
"You're irritated, aren't you? I'll go out all the time, too." "No, you have to make sure you don't get bacteria."
"Ear cleaning is dangerous." No, ear cleaning is too much fun!
I'll brush my teeth right away. Ear cleaning and brushing my teeth are fun, too.
There's a sense of accomplishment in brushing your teeth and cleaning your ears.
And there's no sense of accomplishment in taking a bath.
If you don't know how dirty it is or not, it's impossible for you, Mobi-chan.
Yeah.
"I hate taking a bath, so it can't be helped." Yes.
I'd be happy if I could get a big one.
Well, if you clean your ears every day, you can't get a big one.
Yeah.
And ear cleaning... I'm not used to the medicine, so...
There's that, too.
The sense of accomplishment in taking a bath...
If you have a sense of accomplishment in taking a bath, you can take a bath.
But there's no such thing as a bath!
They'll wash it away for you right away.
"I can sleep in the bath." "No."
"It's wrinkled." "No."
People who have a lot of stress are told to clean their ears more often.
Oh, really? I didn't know.
I like you looking at me with your ear cleaning camera.
Oh, Mobi-chan, you got me an ear cleaner.
The one you can see.
Yeah.
No, the hair in the drain is annoying.
Yeah, brushing your teeth and ear cleaning...
You can throw it away right away. It's dirty.
I like that, but...
The thing you want in the bath is too big.
No doubt about it.
Today you had this much dirt.
I'm glad you took a bath.
I want you to say that, Mobi-chan.
You know, brushing your teeth...
Well, you can brush your teeth and...
There are people who use thread.
If you use thread, it'll be a little dirtier.
But you can see the results.
So it can be refreshing.
Is the bath refreshing?
Ear cleaning makes it easier to get stuck in the back, so be careful and get used to it.
I heard that.
I heard you don't have to do ear cleaning when you go to a foreign hospital.
Do you like to do shower at a pub?
Of course I like it!
If I were a boss, I'd like to take a bath.
It's good for middle age.
You clean your ears too much.
It's fun, isn't it?
It does look like it.
Yeah, you can't see the bath.
Then you go to a foreign hospital for treatment.
These are my goals for this year.
Stroke gets better,
Train your inner muscles,
Go to a foreign hospital for treatment.
These are my goals for this year.
But for an idol,
I think it's too tough.
It's like a hobby for people in their 40s.
I don't want to be sharp anymore at 25.
When I was 22 or 21,
when I was 22 or 21,
I wanted to be in NHK.
I wanted to go to a bookstore.
Now I want to go to a foreign hospital.
I want to train my inner muscles.
Don't you think it's tough?
It's tough at the end of the year.
It's tough, isn't it?
I was going to make a video of it, but I thought it wouldn't get excited if I made a video of it, and the people who showed it were like, "Oh, I'm-of-chan wants to fix it." I'm not excited about Suzuki-mob.
So I called you all because I wanted you to decide on exciting goals for everyone.
It sounds interesting.
I want to appear in it.
When I was an idol for the first two or three years, I had a dream about being an idol.
I wanted to appear in "NHK" in white.
I had a dream about what I wanted to do.
But I didn't know much about the world of idols.
But I'm getting to know the world of idols.
Oh, politics is necessary.
Oh, that's necessary, isn't it?
Oh, how strong is an adult's power?
Oh, it's necessary, isn't it?
I had a big dream.
Even if you say it, there are a lot of things you can't do with your own skills.
I'm getting to know the reality of the world.
In the end, I trained my inner muscle.
I got to the point where I could fix it.
But this is very conservative, isn't it?
I've always hated conservative people.
But when I realized it, I became a conservative person.
I want to make it sharper.
I want you guys to sharpen it.
I want you to bring it back in an instant.
It's better to be stupid than to have a dream.
How about going out to eat crab?
No, no, it's cold.
I like kotatsu the most.
Did you lose your goal?
No, I didn't lose my goal.
Of course, there are a lot of things I want to do.
With the equipment I have now...
And if I had a goal, I'd like to make it come true.
I don't like people who just show me their dreams and cheer me on.
For example, if I say I want to join NHK Kouhaku now...
It's only this year's goal.
Not 10 years later, not 3 years later...
If I say I'm going to join Kouhaku for this year's goal...
It's impossible for me to do it alone.
But if you tell me to do my best and cheer me on...
Everyone has a good personality.
Everyone is cheering me on.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't want to go home and say, "It's impossible for me to wear it."
Of course, three years later or ten years later, it's still a big deal, but this year I don't want to go home and fix it.
I don't know if it's a record label or a major label, but I don't know if the president decides it or not.
It's unrealistic, isn't it?
I want to be in a group of people who want to make their dreams come true.
That's true.
I want to make it so that everyone can make their dreams come true.
I want to get a driver's license.
It's the right thing to do what you can.
That's right!
If the song hits the jackpot!
I think it's up to the person who makes the song and the person who makes the song to say if the song hits the jackpot or not.
Of course, it's good for the performer to have that goal, but that's the goal of the team, isn't it?
That's my personal goal.
I'm thinking about "buzz".
When I think about what I want to buzz about, I think it's better for everyone to think about it.
I want to make it clear why I buzz.
Isn't it fun to cheer for you?
I want to do a blue note tour.
I really want to do it.
As a result, I want to make a second album.
That's good.
Let's take notes.
I want to appear in a program or something while I'm running away, but in the end, it's a world of being called or not being called, so even if I try hard and say, "I want to appear while I'm running away," even if I say, "I'm trying to run," it's like, "Oh, awesome!"
I understand! Did you understand?
"Become a solo idol all over the country," "Become the idol world's dragon," "Go meet people who sing well"
Wow, that's cool!
Yeah, so I've been singing solo and in a group too, so for now, I want to train my inner muscle to the extent of being able to sing well first.
My number one goal is to be able to sing so well that I don't run out of energy on stage.
"It's the same as winning first place in an A-stroke competition," "It looks like it," "It's the same as winning first place in an A-stroke competition,"
That's true.
A-stroke...
...competition...
It's honestly hard to win once in a competition!
It's the same as winning first place in an A Strok competition,
Alright, I got one!
It looks like it,
It's the same, right?
I'm not stupid!
Write lyrics and compose songs,
Ah, that's good!
Write lyrics and compose songs,
That's really good!
Do a live like Pote Saitan,
I think I'll do Pote Saitan again this year.
By the way, will Reiwa's tiger appear?
Ah, I don't know what will happen, I'm trying to be mature.
Make Pote-chan your daily idol,
Upload a lot of videos and get blamed,
That's possible, right?
It's pretty possible to win a good camera and make Pote's cuteness spread in the world, but...
But like, those animal-type...
...puzzle-type people I see a lot on YouTube and stuff like that, but...
...they get mad at the jokes and stuff like that, and...
...they make Nyanko do things she doesn't like, and...
...there are more people who do it for the sake of the jokes, right?
Like, it's a part of me that's concerned that if I did that, I wouldn't like it.
"Welcome another cat," or...
I haven't welcomed a cat yet, but...
...I'm thinking of welcoming one when Pote-chan is about five years old.
Write lyrics and compose songs,
I think it's that kind of song.
Pote-chan doesn't need Mob-chan's writing and composing skills, so...
Yeah, "Grow Pote-chan up to two meters,"
Awesome!
Let's do that!
It looks like it'll go up to two meters, but...
Running away,
Chasing and becoming a hunter,
That's super funny.
Hunter audition,
Everyone, I've been there!
Uh...
"Not equal," "sad," something like that.
"Similar," "funny," but...
*laughs*
"Open up your own store," "no, I don't want to put that in there," yeah...
Um...
Other than... like...
"goals," thinking about a lot of things...
Other than the third place...
Other than that...
Um, "raise your sleep quality," and... *laughs*
And...
"make more Suzuki mobs," and...
Wow...
Um...
I'm saying things I don't understand.
Speak Japanese and sing well,
make your mobs-character-legend-trip-video-channel-like,
secure your potato-spending-time-well,
"equal," "private," "fulfill," "move," and so on.
I auditioned for "sasuke" audition, right?
Yeah, but...
I'm done with "sportsmanship" audition, so...
"cleaning robot" x "potato" =
cleaning robot
Ah!
"put it on" means...
Wait, um... *laughs*
It's so dirty, I can't clean it...
I want you to do your best!
At first, I was interested in it because I've heard it before,
but even without eroticism, it's wonderful,
You're so kind, thank you!
Even without eroticism...
I can't use my physical strength...
Alright!
I'll show you my butt!
That's... *laughs*
That's the reality of it, right?
Yeah...
I feel like a hunter is over 180cm tall and can run 50m in 6 seconds.
Seriously?!
A mob is 153cm tall and can run 50m in 10 seconds.
It's over, right?
It's like "taihi", but...
"Challenge yourself to "kanken" momentum."
Ah, victory!
Because I've fallen "kanken" 4 times.
*laughs*
Because I've fallen "kanken" 4 or 5 times!
Yeah, it's definitely impossible!
*laughs*
Take a bath twice a day.
No way!
Let me do it in a procurement area.
Once I've made a mission statement...
Ah, katakana is hard!
*laughs*
What can you do about it?
*laughs*
What can you do about it?
It's not "sankyuu", it's "yonkyuu"...
I've done it 4 or 5 times...
Yeah, when I was in high school.
Go and get a girl's fan.
Getting a girl's fan was...
my goal a long time ago, but...
A girl's fan...
I don't know, it might be impossible!
*laughs*
Of course it's a girl's fan, but...
It's not just one girl's fan, it's several girls' fans.
The more girls' fans, the more girls like them.
All of them! All of them!
Really, only fans of girls chosen by God will like them.
I thought it would be fine like this.
Yeah, it's a girl's fan.
Ah, if it's a girl's fan, then it's pretty good.
And she's cute.
She's cute and she's a really good girl.
Thank you, girls' fan!
All of them are girls' fans.
When I heard that...
I thought I shouldn't force myself like that.
*laughs*
And, you know...
And girls say "bashi", right?
*laughs*
It's not like men say "dansyo", but...
It's good for young girls to have a sense of it.
When I do something wrong, they say "bashi".
I think it's too much.
Yeah, when I say "no", like "no, let me do it freely", I think it's too much.
So, I think it's better to increase the number of girls who like me and say "dansyo" to me.
I think it's better.
Yeah, because I'm not good at interpersonal relations.
Nozomi-san, you have a lot of girls' fans, right?
I wish I had 100 communication skills like you, Nozomi-san.
But I have 10 communication skills.
Nozomi Lily's communication skills...
100 points, 100 points.
Well, she's pretty good at 80 degrees.
And Ame-chan is pretty good at 70 degrees.
I have 10 of them.
I can't do it.
*laughs*
It's not communication skills...
It's the ability to maintain communication that I have.
I can only work hard in the direction I like.
Wow!
I got a compliment, so I bought it for 800 yen.
Yay!
I only bought it for 800 yen!
Thank you! I'll buy Yunkel with this.
I'll buy Yunkel with this.
There won't be many tomorrow, I'll make you a man
Thank you so much!
Marketing-wise, female, young, netizen
If you put those three together...
Right, I'm not the type of person who's popular with young people, and I'm not the type of person who's popular with women either, so it's like a sin.
Netizen
What is "netizen"?
I threw it, so I did it
Thank you for the compliment!
Let's sell jujus together, come on!
It's over
Thank you.
The other members are also streaming.
I was an anime otaku before, so when we first met, there was a crowd over there
Right, I'm an anime otaku, and if I knew they were my friends, I'd talk a lot, but since I'm a netizen, I'm basically not good at saying "nice to meet you" and such.
I want to increase it more, I want to protect you as everyone's cute little meerkats
I really want you to protect me
Right, I really want you to protect me.
Like, more...
Like, I...
How do I say it...
As a character...
Like...
How do I say it...
I'm too "mobu" (mobu = "mobu" in Japanese)
There are too many "mobu"s in this video.
The girls prefer it more if there are no "mobu"s in the video.
According to my analysis...
Girls have this strong desire to "medetai" (be loved)
They want to protect me.
That's why girls who run like "mobu" are hard to meet.
This part is cute, but not everywhere
But I think it's okay because there are only good girls who think it's fun and exciting.
Nice! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Uh...
"Netmin" or "Netiza"
"Netmin" is pretty easy to see, isn't it?
It's true for young people and women.
What should I do?
Should I put a lot of bubble wrap around here?
What should we do, everyone?
If you become an anime ambassador, what do you want to be?
So I really want to get an anime tie-up, but an anime tie-up is also really...
It's a high-priced world of money, so I want to make a lot of money, and I want to make a lot of money and make it like an anime in a few years.
If I become more and more famous and become an anime tie-up myself, I'll say it in front of everyone.
The other members are broadcasting on Twicast or Showroom.
"Isn't Super Chat a zero-yen bag?" That's not Super Chat either. That's just a normal comment.
I was surprised that you suddenly killed me.
"You'll only become a web meme." I want to be a web meme!
"Give us a recipe for your makeup." A recipe for my makeup? I'm giving it to you, mobs.
No one will respond to me if I upload a recipe for my makeup.
I've uploaded a makeup video on YouTube a few times, but no one responded.
"Thank you, goki mobs." When I say "goki", it sounds like "gokiburi".
I want to be a web meme.
So, as a must-have thing for mobs to be aware of this year, I think I have to learn how to continue drawing mobs.
So, I think I have to be careful when I stream.
I have to improve my drawing skills, but I can't change my settings.
Can someone do it for me?
Can someone do it for me? I'll pay you!
I don't have many acquaintances.
"Is "mob solo" an anime-themed song?" It's tough.
So, I think I'll say "anime" again next year or the year after that.
I think I'll be careful and save money.
"Do you think "gomihiro" is really good?" I keep hearing it.
"I like "gomihiro", so I'll do it."
I've decided on a diary, so please take a look.
"I want to make a "potememe" for mobs."
What type of anime do you want to do?
I don't care what type of anime it is.
I like anime.
Yes.
"I'm looking forward to "hiroo"'s "enozawa" tonight."
"enozawa" is already...
I'm already saying "enozawa".
"enozawa" is already...
Seriously...
Nice to meet you!
The video of "sailor moon" was a success for me.
Thank you for saying I'm handsome.
This is a woman's popularity acquisition.
I do a lot of things by myself.
I've done too much.
I need an excellent talent.
By the way, the ticket for Budokan is not sold at all.
I will hold a one-man live at Budokan on March 31 next year.
I am selling that ticket now.
If you buy it now, will you be very happy?
It's not sold at all today.
If it's not sold at all, I can't quit.
It's not like I'll quit as soon as it's sold.
If you're interested in it, I'd be very happy if you could buy it.
Thank you in advance.
If you give me a military song every day, I think it will definitely go viral.
But I'm not afraid of military songs at all.
We have to keep up with the buzz again this year, don't we?
I'm still weak in character, so I have to add more character.
I've been thinking about which direction to go last year, but I can't come up with one.
So I'm going to do a lot of things this year and go in another direction.
I need a manager for military songs.
There will be a free live on January 5th, so please listen to it.
Thank you in advance.
Ex-deputy chief likes military songs.
If you like military songs, you should do it.
I think singing military songs for the buzz is completely different.
I really like it, so I'm a mobile street fighter.
I really don't take a bath, so I call myself "furocancel."
I have to do something like that for me to have a sense of justice.
I don't like buying a cat just for the buzz.
Celebrities buy cats at first, but they don't have any cats in the middle.
Oh, what happened to the cat?
I couldn't raise it, so I gave it to my parents.
I really don't like it.
I feel like I'm using a cat.
So I want to make a weapon that doesn't lie to me.
I'm going to make a link-off for both.
But I think it's really difficult for you to make a link-off for both.
I need people who can fix and update what's lacking and what's not lacking at the same time.
I don't think there are people who can do that.
Then I'll say I want to do this again.
No, go away. It's my vacation.
I think it will be like that in Malaysia.
If you increase male fans, will you practice acting?
I'll watch.
It's more popular in Tokyo, isn't it?
Yes, it is. People say that a lot in Tokyo.
If you don't like it, you'll go crazy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I can't go to Budokan with a link-off. What should I do?
With a link-off...
You can do it.
It might be a little scary to go outside.
Well, mobs are like half-link-off.
I don't know if it's school or work.
I don't know why you're locked up.
Other than that, it's not that scary outside.
It was a weapon.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
It's like that.
I'm buying a one-man-drive ticket from Nippon Budokan.
If you buy it now, you'll get a notification.
Thank you in advance.
"Let's learn "psycho-crash"."
That's it.
I want to use psychic powers.
I don't care about it.
Well, English is...
If you do it, TOEIC will be better.
Yes.
Most of the college students who are taught English are NEETs.
I only speak English, but I'm really good.
Thank you.
I only use curious words, but thank you.
"I don't use "bega"."
"No, "bego" is a combination of "bega" and "gogi".
I'm a manager in Eldo, so I'm good at everything.
So, I'll talk about everything I've talked about.
So, what do you need first?
I've prepared everything so far.
So, please go ahead, Mob.
If you're a manager who can do that, I'll hire you.
If you can edit videos, I'll hire you.
Even if you're cheeky and say you'll do it,
if you say it's okay, I'll hire you.
It's my first time seeing a woman who's drinking all the time.
It was pretty good.
It's enough if you don't mind it.
I'm waiting for Edmund's favorite movie.
Edmund's favorite movie...
Well, if I had to choose one...
Who would it be?
But I don't think Gouki-chan will make a favorite movie.
"Tunk." Moby-chan's "tunk" just won't stop ringing out.
Studying social etiquette for the first time in my life.
I have a unique personality and want to go to a bar.
I'm too bad at it.
Oh, and I'm sorry, I haven't written it yet.
I'll make it reach New Year's.
I'm sorry, not yet.
I'll do it today.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for the stroke that surprised me because it was too difficult.
"Where do you use "kake"?"
When I grew up, I started writing adult characters.
Oh, yeah, I really thought so.
My mom is a really nice person.
So I thought, 'Oh, I'll write characters like my mom in the future.'
And I thought, 'My handwriting is the best.'
My handwriting has always been the best.
"If anything, there's a theory that "shouichi" is prettier than "kyoumane"."
"If I were to say a combination of "gouki" and "bega"..."
BL state faint...
No, I really can't say much about it.
But I like their...
Ichekora?
"I like "iche" too."
Yeah.
What is my adult logic?
"When will my adult logic become "kakeru"?"
"shouichi"?
"Shouichi" is prettier than "kyoumane", isn't it?
I can't write kanji, you know?
Oh, no! My goal is...
To win a songwriting and composing competition at a stroke competition and make one song.
And one more thing...
I want a big one that I want to make come true.
Oh, and my goal for March of this year is...
To sell 1,500 tickets.
To sell 1,500 tickets left.
Yeah.
So my goal for March of this year is...
I want to think about my goals for March of this year.
Huh? My masculinity is dirty, but what is it?
"Is it "baichanga"?"
Yeah.
Is it a kindergarten mistake?
Is it a comedian mistake?
I wanted to cosplay.
Cosplay.
Um...
I forgot when it was, but when I got my make-up done by a gravure photographer or a make-up artist,
I met up with a make-up artist who told me she'd done my make-up before.
And, um...
"Cosplay?" "Mob-chan, sure!"
"Do cosplay!" That's what the make-up artist told me back then.
But I'm not the kind of person who can do cosplay.
I'm not really suited for cosplay.
"It's boring," I said.
Enako-chan, you're so barefaced and plain!
I've never seen such a plain girl before!
"So, Mob-chan, you should do it too," I said.
I'll do it.
I was surprised.
Oh, I hear you're praising me.
So, it means you can be any character.
Do you really like M.O.P. Pikmin Cos?
"I hope you can appear in "Suidou" again."
I don't know if you're praising me or not. I want you to cosplay this.
Do you want me to cosplay you?
One concern about cosplay is that you can't make clothes or wigs.
It's over.
So, I'm waiting for a staff who can make clothes and wigs.
You're strong and nice.
I like you very much.
Your face is important for doing make-up art.
Mob, you don't have such a face for doing make-up art.
From now on...
This is barefaced, isn't it?
I'm only wearing this mouth.
From now on, you won't change that much for doing make- up art, will you?
I know one person like that.
You're strong and nice.
Right.
So, well...
Wigs...
And you know it's difficult to make wigs, don't you?
Besides, you have a cat at home, don't you?
If you use a spray or something like that...
A cat can harm you, can't it?
So, you move to a bigger house first, don't you?
With very dark make-up...
Ah, and...
Have you ever heard of a senior cosplayer making you wear a M.O.P. costume?
Wow!
I'm...
A senior cosplayer!
I haven't done it at all, though!
Fufufufu...
Eh, company forced...
Exam, TOEIC, 250 points.
Eh...
My daughter and son have no reason to grow up.
I was praised like that!
Yeah, it's the same.
"Toic" seems like a "toic" game.
Oh, you're an idol who can only ask for things.
No, I'm an idol who can only ask for things.
I hope I can use the power of the TV.
That's why the tickets are boring.
Yes, yes, yes.
Should I put up a picture of a potato with a cosplay look?
I'm thinking of putting up a picture of a potato.
A picture of a potato with a shiny ear hair.
Is she a pretty girl without makeup?
No, she's not a pretty girl.
Mob character, super cute, good at talking, I like you.
Really?
Oh, her penis is stuck.
It's really funny.
Her penis is stuck and it stinks.
Well, I'm thinking of doing my best like that.
Do you want to start a business or something?
Do you want to start a business or something?!
What do you want me to start?
Well, I guess I'll do cosplay.
I'll try it for now.
If it doesn't work for me, I'll stop.
I'll try cosplay.
It's important to try something.
Fuwafuwa Time
Oh, "Fuwafuwa Time"!
I forgot about "Fuwafuwa Time"!
I was so careless about "Time".
I want you to hold a mob festival.
A mob festival!
I want to do something like a festival live.
Make a company of cat goods.
There are a lot of cat goods companies.
A company of cat goods...
Cat goods...
In Nagoya, there's a cat bread shop.
There's a bread shop that looks like a cat's face or a cat's meatball.
That's really cute.
It's possible.
Give out photos of foreigners.
Don't dig too deep.
Hold a mob festival.
Go to Tokyo and find a big goal.
What do you think of that goal?
That's a good one.
A big goal...
Find a big goal...
For now...
Pote's LINE stamp.
I have a LINE stamp!
Pote.
Pote's.
But I've made a LINE stamp before, but it's really hard.
Make... a stamp...
"Mobby." Good morning, Mobby! Welcome!
"Mobby's" information is too big for me.
"Pote's" second voice is too strong of an icon, so please put a brand icon on your LINE stamp.
It's "Kigurumi Haken Gaisha," right?
"Kigurumi Haken Gaisha" is crazy.
That's true! I want a Kigurumi right now!
"Kigurumi Haken Gaisha" is... wow, it might be really bad.
It's like, "We'll distribute it together in the future."
"Wachacha" is already a company, right? No, "Wachacha" is not Mobby's company.
That's right, I don't have any stocks at all.
"Wachacha's famous quote is what I want." What is "Wachacha's" famous quote?
"Special kill." "Special kill" or something like that.
"Let's go on the Mystery Mob Tour." "Soy milk is about to come out."
"Buzzword companies overseas." Don't look at it! It's going to come out!
Companies are good. Let's make it a company.
Then, Mobby-chan, I'll start a company in April, so I'm counting on you!
Start a company in April... It's not like it's been a while since "Budokan" ended.
I'm going to make something like "Kabushiki Gaisha Mimige."
I wanted to make "Ital Haken Gaisha," but...
If you ask me why I can't do it, it's probably because it's hard to manage girls.
I want to collaborate with Saint-kun.
A live stream where you can relax with Mobula Densetsu.
"Cat." Cat version, right?
"Karl, start a company." "Yeah, I'll do it!"
I'll start a company! I'm counting on you!
I'm waiting for the funding.
Please let me work.
Mob... Moblympics will be held.
Kabushiki Gaisha Mimige will be held. Please introduce it.
Ah, but I think it'll take some time for everyone to do it, so...
Um, everyone...
How about we all think about how we can increase Mobcha's profits?
With "Mobgyara Densetsu."
Rental alcohol drink idol.
Rental alcohol drink idol is good.
I was thinking of doing something like "Rental Mobpine."
Rental Mobpine.
No, this is just...
You know, the one you buy on the market...
The one you buy on the market...
I was thinking of doing it as a project.
I remembered. Thank you, everyone.
There's also frozen food.
Yes, yes, yes.
Idols...
Yes, yes, yes.
There's also frozen food.
Bob's Legendary Cat Cafe Yatchan.
Where did 'yatchan' come from?
Give me your hand in pachinko mahjong and we'll go do business there.
Pachinko mahjong...
There's quite a lot of things you can do.
So if you're going to make that kind of discovery company, it might be possible.
Yes.
Use me, Bob.
Oh, what a way of saying it.
I want to do a show with you, Saint.
Saint!
Yes, but I have nothing to do with Nara.
I'm not an employee, but I have a lot of fans, so I think I can make some money.
No, it's all mine.
Turn off the stream music and buy it carefully so you don't become an insider.
Oh, I see. It's a joint venture.
Instant Mob P.
I do business planning, production, and establishment.
Please do 'all of your school'.
No, I mean 'mura school'.
That's a lot of work.
Bob's Legendary Cat Cafe Yatchan.
Comedy.
Comedy, huh?
Comedy is hard.
Yeah, Reiwaroman said that people who can't do comedy would become YouTubers.
Should I get a job related to Saint?
I think it's fine as it is.
Yeah, Wachapo is talented.
Yeah, I've always wanted to make an NPO or something like that,
but there's no reason for me to make an NPO,
so I guess I'll just do a joint venture,
or since my parents own a listed company,
should I also become a representative of my parents' listed company?
Yeah,
let's buy an island and develop it.
I want to do it,
but it'd be funny if it were like that on YouTube,
but if you do it that far,
you won't be able to become an idol anymore,
so Reiwaroman-san and Hiroyuki-san's videos were really fun,
and Hiroyuki-san's sense of security was really good,
and it felt like he was destroying that security.
Something leaked out now.
Oh, I'm sorry,
that LINE move opened up.
Bob's Legendary Cat Cafe Yatchan.
NPO tax evasion is a lot of achievement,
"I want to create a credit card company now, so it's better to make it big," "Yes, yes, yes," "I want to establish a cafe in the city as well," "What kind of NPO do you want to make," "No, I don't want to make an NPO,"
"When I was a college student, I wanted to start a company," "But I didn't have anything I wanted to do, so I didn't start a company," "Now I don't have anything I want to do," "But for now, I hope I can start a business where I can make a little change."
"And I wanted to open a cafe in Tokyo," "But if you want to open a cafe in Tokyo," "You need a lot of money in the first place," "But I don't have any achievements, money, or NPO,"
"So in order for me to have that money," "First of all, I have to establish a company," "Please give me religious donations," "Someone please buy it for me," "Ah, Mr. Kisaragi, congratulations on opening," "Drink water," "Thank you,"
"I want to make pongashi and shiratama," "By the way," "I want to do something related to A.I. this year," "The kitchen car is fine,"
"So if you're doing the kitchen car," "Give me a week's rent," "Well, it's possible," "Well, but as a pillar of MOVE," "There's a pillar of wanting to keep singing," "Well, if you do one thing about MOVE," "You'll be completely concentrated," "Huh? MOVE isn't singing," "It's a little like that," "So I want to do both," "Thank you," "Congratulations," "Thank you for this year too," "Political party," "I heard you can buy politics and get money," "Lying cigarettes," "Lying cigarettes," "I don't rent anything," "MOVEPIC,"
"Mr. Shigeyasu," "MOVE is just there," "Well, let's think about it," "Oh, but it might be pretty good," "If you start a company," "You have to do something," "I'll do something," "It's insanely specific," "IDOL," "MOVE may be the last," "I'll go to the Budokan," "Yes, come to the Budokan," "MOVE," "I'll keep singing," "IDOL," "I don't know how long I'll do it," "But I'll keep singing," "Ah, the first-timer said hello," "Thank you,"
"Wow, thank you so much," "Go... Goi-chan," "Ah, can I say Goi-chan?" "Goi-chan, thank you," "A party full of mysteries," "A party full of politicians," "I'll make a lot of them," "Yeah," "A friend of improv did it before," "Oh?" "Is that so?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nice one," "Thank you so much," "Thank you so much," "With that," "On March 31st," "IDOL" "MOVE" "will go live," "If you buy it now," "You'll receive a notification," "If you buy it today," "You're a hero," "Bob-chan is a savior," "You're a hero,"
"When I went to negotiate with a company in MOVE," "It makes me feel like I have to do it," "That's why I like financial companies," "Financial companies," "I don't think we had to negotiate with financial companies," "Nice one," "Let's gather MOVE owners," "If we could do something like that," "Like," "For example," "Let's make a MOVE fan club," "It's not a fan club," "It's like a fan club owner," "Wouldn't it be really good if we treated them like that?" "IDOL," "It's not like cash," "Don't you want to support them with MOVE?"
"How about it, everyone?" "Let's make a note of it," "Fan club" "Owner" "It's funny," "I don't have a back tomorrow," "In the afternoon," "I don't know if I can stream tomorrow," "Tomorrow is Geneva," "And I'll be giving away at night," "If I'm really fine," "I'll stream," "But if I'm not fine," "It's before "ONE MORE LIVE," "So maybe I won't stream tomorrow," "I don't know,"
"I can't think of anything," "CUB and," "MOVE and," "CUB and support," "How about supporting IDOL with CUB?" "I don't know," "But I want to collaborate with Sushiro," "I mean, it's not MOVE and Sushiro," "Of course I want to collaborate with Sushiro," "But I want to collaborate with Street Fighter," "Fan club," "Is it cash?" "Fan club," "Owner of CUB," "Wouldn't it be really good if we treated them like that?" "I want to treat them like that," "That's right,"
"The more it sells, the higher the discount," "It's helpful to get money," "If it's CUB, it's intellectual property," "Oh, that's true," "Wouldn't it be really good if CUB's owner was intellectual property?" "There's a way to launch it, so it may be difficult to realize," "Oh, that's right," "It's not that difficult," "Is there a fan club like that?" "That's why I can't hide MOVE at all," "There was a sale this month," "Can't you do a discount?" "Fan club's," "But, you know," "For example, if there are 100 people in a fan club,"
"And if MOVE's sales go up by several times or more," "Is it possible for the discount to change every month?" "Well, CUB," "If you look closely, it's not CUB," "How about that?" "CUB's," "So at first it's limited to 100 people," "From there, CUB," "I'm saying CUB," "But it's not CUB," "Should we increase CUB?" "How about a fan club like that?" "But if it's not very popular, it won't work out," "So if you want to sell it," "If you want to join the fan club,"
"If it's very popular," "Is it okay to sell it at a high price?" "How about that?" "MOVE and," "AKB in a sense," "How about that?" "Oh, that's right," "It's a token, but it looks like a face," "Ah," "There's a lot of things," "Fan sponsor," "MOVE's," "Image communication," "I didn't do anything like that," "Oh, you did," "That's difficult," "Well," "That's," "The image," "It has a copyright," "And that image," "The official image," "It only has 10 sheets," "Something like that,"
It's nice that fans' income is known,
"It's too grand," "Kabuken doesn't have value," "But Kabuken fans," "At least MOVE fans," "But thank you for your support," "If it's NFT," "Can you say something like that?" "Should I say NFT?" "But it's too difficult," "It doesn't seem to be popular," "Something I've been thinking about lately," "Is NFT still popular?" "Isn't it popular?" "It's too difficult," "It's impossible," "If it's not something you can say in one word," "It doesn't seem to be popular in the world," "I think like that," "And it's like," "Suddenly," "That," "It's messed up,"
"Suddenly popular," "In the past," "Well, I should have done it," "It's like," "Without special patterns," "That's right," "It's a common topic," "Invitational fan club," "Invitational fan club?" "Really good morning," "Is it a new technology consultation?" "As a foundation for MOVE's fan club," "I was talking about whether or not to make it a cover," "Virtual Chinese," "It's virtual Chinese," "The blockchain technology is amazing," "But it feels like you can actually do it," "That's right,"
"It's not like," "You don't know," "MOVE's legendary fan club," "It's ugly," "It's ugly," "It's like that," "No, but it's fun," "It's fun to be able to do something like that," "Thank you very much," "Somehow," "Everyone," "One ticket sold," "Today's tension," "I can only go up this far," "Sorry," "This is," "There are various things," "There are various things," "Thank you,"
"Thank you," "My body is too hot," "Thank you so much," "Who bought it for me?" "Yes," "I would be very happy if you could do it," "Thank you," "Ah," "GOOD came out," "Ah," "How did you say it?" "How did you say it?" "GOO?" "Ah," "Para para para para," "Hanabi came out," "Hanabi came out," "GOOD," "Did you say GOO?" "Hanabi," "Thank you," "I'm glad," "Thank you very much," "Well, on January 5th," "Ticket sales,"
"I have a free live show," "Of course I have a sale ticket," "If you come to buy it," "I would be very happy," "If it's for 200 tickets," "Wow," "I'm so happy," "You're catching a cold," "Be careful," "Thank you," "It's better to rest early than catch a cold," "Is fireworks for sale?" "Well, I'll sleep after drinking two bottles of beer," "Everyone," "Takecho- san, nice," "Oh," "Takecho-san," "Oh, Takecho-san," "Thank you," "Is this Takecho-san Takecho-san?"
"Is this Takecho-san Takecho-san?" "I don't know the icon," "Thank you," "Have fun," "Don't push yourself too hard," "Thank you," "Yes, it's Takecho-san," "Thank you," "It's very helpful," "I'm sorry," "Don't push yourself too hard," "Of course I felt like that," "Everyone, thank you," "Thank you very much," "You were the one," "Take care of yourself," "Thank you," "I'll sleep after taking medicine," "Wait a minute," "I'll bring medicine,"
It makes sense, doesn't it?
Suspicious white medicine.
My mother has been making progress.
If I knew this character, I would definitely become a fan, but I still haven't found it in the world.
So, my goal for this year...
I will do my best in early January.
It's because of you who are working hard and coming to see me.
If you drink it and sleep, you'll get better.
Also, my goal for this year...
It's what I want to do.
As I said earlier...
I'm going to make sure the delivery is good.
Maybe if the delivery equipment is a little better...
It'll look a little cuter.
I'm doing it with that little screen on the PC.
If you look at other girls' stretching deliveries...
It's got a really cute skin correction.
The color is beautiful.
I'm going to make it look like a room.
I thought I should do it properly soon.
I've been doing it all my life.
I'm saying that I'm going to be better at singing this year.
Even if I'm done with Budokan...
I'd like to continue doing YouTube and Etsycast.
I'm going to start doing stock deliveries, too.
I've been telling you to do it for me.
I'm telling you to do it for me.
If there's a woman who knows what she's using...
I'd love it if you could send me an Instagram message.
Why is that woman's skin so soft and her back is blurry?
Which one of those settings should I buy and which one should I connect?
Please tell me.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I looked it up, but I don't know anymore.
If you're confident and you've done it before and your favorite streamer used it and you can do it, I'd be very happy if you could send me an Instagram message.
There's a filter, too, but I think it's probably on the top left or something like that.
Osamu, yahoo!
Aho! Ah! Asuchi, good morning!
So, I'd be happy if you could tell me if you'd like me to do a delivery-type thing.
Then, I'll do it in 10 minutes.
Next year, March 31st, at Nippon Budokan, I'll do a one-man-live.
It's not next year, it's already this year!
I'm surprised.
I'll do a one-man-live at Budokan!
If you buy a ticket now, I'll change it from a fixed comment, but I'm delivering a message saying "I'm so happy I could die."
If you buy it now, you're a prince. I look forward to working with you.
Oh!
Um, it's March of this year.
It's been another hour.
It's cute enough.
You're kind.
If you turn on the filter, you can...
If you turn on the filter, you can probably just improve the camera.
You can take cute pictures and stuff.
Wahai! Thank you for the new equipment, Sakura-san!
I'm sorry for trying to deceive you today!
Thank you for choosing Super Chai!
I'm so happy! Thank you very much!
Um, I'm happy that it's not raining in Kazen, so I'm in good health.
Oh, really? Drink some green tea and go to sleep.
If I drink some green tea and go to sleep...
I feel like I won't be able to sleep.
Hey, Super Chai!
It's been a while since I saw you, but I hope you're doing well.
Good morning, Afureta!
Yaho, yaho!
Thank you for coming to play with me.
Oh, yeah!
Showroom-san, I was in third place, right?
What did you say you'd get in third place for?
Did you say you'd get a microphone or something like that?
Fufufufufu...
Even though you tricked me, Super Chai...
Fufufufufu... You're too nice!
Cocoa... Oh, you said you'd like cocoa, right?
Didn't you say you'd get a microphone or something like that in third place in Showroom?
Fufufufufu...
You bought a microphone, didn't you?
Was microphone number one?
What was it in third place?
The way you use the microphone you're holding...
It's kind of cheap, isn't it?
It's not that expensive...
It's not expensive...
I don't know what it is... And it's not a computer, is it?
Thank you, thank you, thank you...
I didn't buy anything!
I hope my cold gets better... Thank you, Rina-chan!
Thank you so much! Thank you!
I'll fix it!
I'll fix it for sure!
I'll fix it in 7 hours for sure!
Don't worry! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Let's see...
Showroom has better image quality...
Oh, this is done on a PC...
This is a PC, but...
It's good, isn't it? The image quality...
And when I did it on my iPad...
YouTube was pretty good too...
And 200 yen! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Smartphone stand! Smartphone stand!
Can I get a smartphone stand?
3rd place...
I told you, didn't I?
Should I buy it?
If you have any recommendations, please let me know!
If you eat raw onions, you'll catch a cold...
It can't be helped...
I'll fix it! I'm sorry! I'll fix it quickly!
If you ask me this much...
January 5th, this Sunday...
There's a free live show at Nahibia Yaga Music Hall!
It's not until 2 o'clock, but please come and see me!
Thank you!
Smartphone stand...
I'm happy!
An idol whose politics is working...
Smartphone stand?!
I'm so happy!
I'm glad I did it at the showroom!
Smartphone stand!
I'm so happy!
An idol whose politics is not working...
Smartphone stand?!
If I make it tomorrow, I'll go!
Really?! Half-man?!
You have to come!
If you say "YouTube Live's Half-man," I'll know!
You can do it someday!
You have to come someday!
You can evolve as you are, but you can't evolve as you evolve.
Oh, I say it every year, but I'm going to evolve every year.
"Your speaking skills will improve," "Your singing skills will improve," "Your dancing skills will improve."
Please push me from this year.
"I'm still growing." "Please push me from this year."
I'm looking forward to working with you.
I'm trying to make this year a super-evolved year.
Last year and the year before, I was trying to get back on my feet, but I couldn't do it.
I was trying to get back on my feet and sing seriously.
It was a start-dash, a recovery city.
From this year, I can run with a full-dash.
My heart feels stable.
I've been able to get back on my feet and say, "I can do it anytime."
I've entered a invincible mode, so I'm going to evolve tremendously.
"If you push me out now," "Now," you might see it in a smartphone stand commercial.
A smartphone stand commercial?
Emi Kuchiyama-san's smartphone stand commercial is the best!
It changes my life.
I bought a smartphone stand and decided to go full-dash.
Give me a commercial with this.
Ah, thank you, Cima-chan.
"It's my first time." "Thank you, Cima-chan."
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Thank you! I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Is a smartphone stand commercial going to change your life?
It's too light to laugh about.
It's too rough.
I'm happy!
Please say only this part in the showroom.
Huh? A smartphone stand commercial?
What do you think?
Wait a minute, everyone.
I forgot for a moment.
It changes your life.
If you go that far, you'll die.
That's right.
Listen to me, everyone!
You know...
You know, on New Year's Day...
Do you know "key"?
"Below the key of feelings" is the rice version of "key."
I was playing with it.
Then, a friend of mine bought me a "below the key of feelings" version of "key."
"Budokan" isn't really my thing, you know.
Well, from my relatives.
It's coming!
Gold is coming to my house!
I told you so much gold!
So there really is a drawback!
That's what I thought.
So I'm going to treat it with care.
Ah, thank you very much.
Please don't cut it out, either.
Yeah, I asked about AI.
Yeah.
So, this year...
Ah, by the way,
I'm recruiting people who can cut it out,
so you can cut it out anywhere you like.
I think it'll be fine, so I'm counting on you.
Yes.
Ah, you heard about it?
The soul is resurrected.
Ah, I didn't hear about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Mob-chan, you know, on New Year's Day,
you say "the soul is resurrected."
You know, Japanese people's feelings, right?
Japanese people's feelings of loss
are resurrected.
I've heard that phrase before.
It's already resurrected.
It's getting closer and closer.
Yeah, Suzuki Mob.
Yeah.
Suzuki's tree is like this, you know.
He's protecting it, right?
Ah, it's blue, right?
It's blue, right?
Yes.
I've cut it out.
Yeah, Mob-chan, you're spiritual, after all.
So, that's it for this year.
That's it.
Mobdokan, did you want to cut it out?
Even if you cut it out now, I'll notice it, okay?
If you cut it out, I'll be very, very happy.
Thank you in advance.
So, that's it.
I'll do my best.
I'm worried about my health, but
I don't want you to look down on people who have this kind of spirit.
Thank you.
I'll definitely fix it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mob-chan.
So, that's it.
This year's Suzuki Mob is...
Well, first of all, for the sake of March 31st,
if you sell tickets as much as you can,
well, the song and dance factory...
Well, for those of you who have Mob,
well, it's clear now, right?
Until March, March 31st.
That's right.
So, I'll do everything I can.
Well...
You're busy again today.
I think it'll be like that.
You're busy again today.
You're streaming again today.
I think it'll be like that.
And I think it'll be hard if you think about everything like this.
Oh, I'm free now.
I think it's a moment like that.
If you look at it with the feeling of looking at yourself during a break,
I think you'll be very, very happy.
But since April, I haven't stopped Mob-chan's feet.
No, I haven't.
Even if you sell it...
Oh, I'm already spitting.
Even if you sell it, on March 31st...
"start" and "become"
I don't know if March 31st will go as you think, but March 31st is "zero" and "one" in the first place.
And there's a chance you'll go "bang" from there, so believe in the words that say "do your best without thinking too much" and "start"
I'm not saying "100%" or "1000%" towards the end, I'm saying "beginning"?
Do you think "Nippon Budokan" is "beginning"?
Yes, I think "Nippon Budokan" is doing this for "beginning" as well.
I don't know what will happen after that, we haven't talked about it yet.
We haven't talked about what goals we'll have next or what we'll do for each job, so I don't know what will happen.
But Suzuki Mob itself is running non-stop.
Well, it's 50 meters and 10 seconds now, but it's late.
Well, I want to be a hunter, yes, I want to be a running hunter.
I want to be a running hunter, but I want to be taller, about 180 centimeters, and I want to take auditions.
Hey, in the end, it's the goal Kazumi-chan was talking about!
I'm being threatened!
Those of you who haven't seen the first stream won't know!
Aspacha, thank you!
Otab-san, thank you very much!
Kazumi-chan, aspacha, thank you!
Thank you!
I couldn't put it in.
If you don't finish it, you can't run.
That's right.
The final destination is a hunter.
I can't support that.
90 meters and 10 seconds of hunter.
Maybe there's also a small hunter like me?
Oh, Suzuki, you'll follow Suzuki for the rest of your life.
Thank you for following me for the rest of my life.
Thank you, Kazumi-chan, aspacha, thank you.
Start at the goal.
Start at the goal, right?
Found you!
I'm 50 meters and 8 seconds.
In other words, I'm faster.
Sorry.
8 seconds.
Well, you're faster.
153 cm is bad.
Well, good evening.
I'm a little thirsty, aren't I?
Well, it's a good start for now.
I don't think I'll say, "Let me do whatever I want."
The president of a Japanese company, APNET, said this and that.
I'd like you to let me do whatever I want.
I want to be more free.
I want to go on a trip with everyone.
I'd like you to let me do whatever I want.
Now, there may be branding for Japanese martial arts.
I don't know about branding.
I want to go on a trip with everyone.
I'd like you to give me even more freedom.
And I'd like you to support me this year so that I can become an idol or artist who can sing and dance on stage.
I've been doing it for four years, so I don't think it's fun to quit now.
I hope you who think it's not fun to quit will grow up.
This is just the beginning of my career.
I thought I'd start on March 31st, but I didn't think you'd think of it.
This year, in December, I hope I can say, "Oh, my back has been cured."
I hope I can say that.
Thank you for your support.
Yes!
Tomorrow, I'll be doing a giveaway in Shibuya.
From 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.
I'm doing it from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the evening.
Tomorrow is the giveaway.
I'm doing it in a special costume, so I hope you'll come and get it.
But you don't have to go tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow, January 5th.
January 5th, Shibuya Outdoor Music Hall.
It's free.
You can watch it there as well.
Don't push yourself.
If you can come and see me tomorrow or the day after, I'd be very happy.
Thank you.
I'll do my best today as well.
I'll definitely get an anime tie-up in 2 or 3 years.
3 years is impossible.
I'll eat it once.
I'll eat it up and get an anime tie-up.
Even if I'm supporting you for the rest of my life, I won't give up.
Everyone, please support me this year as well.
Please support me.
I've always said that I want to open up a different path for everyone.
Yes, everyone.
I'll really get in shape.
Thank you for coming and playing with me today.
Everyone, let's say a few words about Otsumobu.
One, two...
Otsumobu...
I'll fix it.
I'll sleep.
I'll do it tomorrow afternoon.
I'll do it the day after tomorrow.
Please support me.
Otsumobu...